Today I’m launching my new site, TrophyBomb.com, where I write decisive essays about critical topics, like cartoons, cats and video games.

I’m posting 5 brand new essays just today, and more every day this week!  So far…

* Carmen Sandiego Should Have Stolen My Virginity

* The Birthday Dilemma: Presents Don’t Make Up For Being a Year Closer To Death

* The Ninja Turtles Need My Valuable Skills

* The Phrase “Gaymerica” Should Be More Popular

* Hail Will Smith and Our Glorious Willenium

Read them, and if you like them, please leave lots of comments.  Thank you and enjoy!